February 2012
getterbeam:
looking for a group of dudes willing to play baseball together and hold hands
i’m back from equestrian camp
i can jump ANY hurdle and run REAL fast
EVERYONE
put all your hands on my butt
it’s time to discover a new power
“He told us we had a lot of psychological disorders which he made up symptoms for...”
– my twin children giving my eulogy
At first glance, Dingraha’s home is not-so-strikingly different from what most would imagine. Colorful tile mosaic floors of UN Diplomats in every room, no shelves or cabinets, and not a book in sight. Instead, there are two mammoth-legged, red velvet upholstered chairs and matching end tables in each room, each table with an Amazon Kindle Fire turned initially to the same scathing page of a...
freesamuel:
Rick Santorum playing with GI Joe dolls and making them kiss and hold eachother.
Rick Santorum, crying angry tears, burning the GI Joe dolls as punishment for feeling jealous of the dolls and their loving plastic embrace.
Oh man, I just made myself sad.
Rick Santorum finding a bike in his garage that says “DESERT STORM” and regretting never teaching his four sons to...
today i was minutes from being late for work because I was busy masturbating
the gates would be closed if I walked around to the front
I’d be late regardless waiting for them to open
so i busted through the alarm door in the back room with a cigarette still lit
and everyone turned to watch me walk in
well
weheartgingermen has just liked a picture of me with facial hair
that about does it
as summer approaches every year i look at all the long sleeve shirts i bought and wonder “do i crop this or just cut off the sleeves”
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juchemane replied to your photo: now you all know i keep my window open with a…
ahhaha
the window weighs like 70lbs look at that
freesamuel replied to your photo: everything in me wants to shave
just the face or everything?
there’s a lot to shave
Hello! I live some distance from you. I am beautiful, intelligent girl. You can see my photos on the site.
Nice to meet you! I am far from you. I’m smart and beautiful. Can you see me here
Are you ok? I live in the same city as you. I am lovely and wonderful
Anonymous asked: be my frrriend
hahaha a girl of maybe 14 wearing a leather vest with a huge Discharge patch just eyed me up and down, smirked and nodded at me
first say 'IN THE TO-GO CUPS' in your most...
my mother called just to tell me that she remembered that i was born at 5:27am
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i’m going downstairs to watch the stars of an abc fairy tale based crime drama get interrupted every 7 minutes by trains
hahaha they have to wait for the max to pass between shots and i can’t tell what they’re saying besides ROLLING but this is downtown portland so a methhead has already come along and started yelling
they’re filming “Grimm” right outsde my apartment and the street is closed off and it’s making me nervous
Word of the Day:
banditka:
pundit (n.)
A source of opinion; a critic.
A learned person.
pundit is such a clumsy word and it’s funny and no surprise that it came to be used as such a subtly derisive term
where do i look at pictures of boys wearing...
an album of me growing up
asuka de la renta