January 2011
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gransquall replied to your post:people should realize they don’t need gimmick knives
knife skills was a fun class, we learned that we only need one knife, and one skill
I hope they let you know just how great it is to own several special purpose knives that cost hundreds of dollars each too
because it’s really fun
radianthour replied to your post:people should realize they...
people should realize they don't need gimmick...
to do things right in a kitchen without injuring themselves
an understanding of cutlery and the ability to properly sharpen one would eliminate any need for this
even as an idea, and holding something that could cut off your finger (as this is the only conceivable purpose of owning a 8000 grit whetstone) is supposed to teach respect for tools and self confidence, not fear of your own ineptness
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so many people on my dashboards want kisses
i just want to rob white men walking alone tonight
precolumbian replied to your photo: this is the first time it’s ever been accurate
i am a great centerpiece
you’re wonderful and round and balancing
tetradugenica replied to your post:tetradugenica replied to your post:have you ever…
you proolly got it really wet
hehe
conversatron replied to your photo: this is the first time it’s ever been accurate
two percent? TWO? whateVER man
if it’s any consolation, you have 6% weighted with dumbjabronimotherfucker
tetradugenica replied to your post:have you ever noticed those precocious little…
yeah man thats why people used to get married to 12 year old girls if you’ve ever read gravity’s rainbow section when they’re in the jackal yacht with the disgusting rich people and slothrop has sex with greta erdman’s daughter bianca , thats that
my copy of gravity’s rainbow has mold on it
none of...
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i forgot i posted that thing, I have gotten mostly weird ones so far
Anonymous said you are dumb, reallydumb, and uberdumb
radianthour replied to your post: have you ever noticed those precocious little…
erm have you read lolita, mate?
uhhhmm *pulls chain hanging from ceiling and steam whistle sounds as a model train runs through the room with personal library in tow*
have you ever noticed those precocious little girls with cogent eyes who just seem to be aware and understanding of everything but themselves and what they are and whose mannerisms are at worst haughty and at best completely confident and sure
i’ve only ever seen it in young girls, never in males or grown women
what happens to them, is it another one of those things that goes away when...
December 2010
tetradugenica replied to your post: what is that particular style of boxing called
its just how people used to hold their arms til about the mid 20s
really
I’ve heard it called something specific before but I can’t find anything on it now, maybe it was all a dream (◡‿◡*)
what is that particular style of boxing called
that the notre dame fighting irish mascott is displaying with the windmilling pugilist arms
i’m training
http://threewords.me/gallopingoff
i really want to know
last night a little hispanic girl of maybe 8 walked past me and said without looking to me, in a perfect male gravelly old alcoholic voice raised two octaves
“I AINT A DEADBEAT” and cackled and ran away
it was the most surreal thing I’ve ever experienced
Inception is so dumb
christmasmiracle:
Dumb on a grand scale, with lots of talented people involved, but so, so dumb. Sorry, America.
i just watched it last night and thought the same, but so many beautiful people in it
someone asked me if I "kept a blog"
so I wrotedown alexis-cool’s url on a post-it and they didn’t question why the name was different from mine
screw you guys for not skyping with me
itskiva:
You have skype?
Also, you look like Clark Kent.
yes
and I am really going for Kon El not Clark :\
eaglescrying replied to your post: screw you guys for not skyping with me
sorry
i’ll be okay as soon as I can turn my neck without wanting to cry
southerndecadence replied to your post:screw you guys for not skyping with me
omg -second picture-do you have elephantitus of the arm :O
i wish, i want desperately to be a boxing prodigy
screw you guys for not skyping with me
i finished writing all my letters to immediate family and should really write others to friends I have promised to, but I have to do that on paper and I can’t move my neck
instead does anyone want to skype
I don’t know how to write letters to family, I’ve got a hello and two lines from Monica - Don’t Take It Personal written down because I was listening to it
i toyed with the idea of telling them I just shaved my chest too
ryder-ripps replied to your post: who is my best tumblr friend
hoo hoo i’m a little bird! i like to eat seeds and chips!
aw i wondered if you were my best friend
can you go pick up percocets in your tiny claws and fly them back to me
i have to write thank you letters to my mostly estranged extended family
who is my best tumblr friend
just distract me from the blinding pain in my neck and back
you’ll do it if you’re my friend
uh
i can’t move my neck again
this reminds me i guess, now that I have more followers
does anyone have Ever After by The Chameleons ripped
if so I want it
I’ve wanted it for like 8 months now
i’m like 1/2 way though my own tumblr and did i ever get funny again
i can’t go on, I can’t tell, it was so bad for a while, someone tell me how it ends
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ryder-ripps:
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how do u reblog yoself
just open the post on another account, hit...
Reporter Wants Badly To Play With Snakes
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Reporter Kicks The Shin of His Favorite Rapper
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gallopingoff:
Sitting at a bar watching air bud on the big screen over my date’s shoulder
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I had a gay amateur film director IM me constantly...
gallopingoff:
when I was 17 I think and he hit on me all the time and sent me air supply songs and now he’s semi famous and I’ll never be gay enough
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gallopingoff:
I’m saving every single picture I find of someone taking a picture of a camera with a better camera/the same camera
when I fill up a flash drive I’m gonna take it to kinkos and print up a copy of every single one and mail them to flikr with a note that says “look at this”
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gallopingoff:
just got a job supervising a haunted castle, I’m the spookerintendant!
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gallopingoff:
I have been billed as SCrappy Boy #1 in three different prime time tv shows
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call me antiquated but whenever you don't wear...
gallopingoff:
it’s not really my fault if you think about it.