February 2011
January 2011
everyone just uses harry potter for his cooking...
gallopingoff:
it’s true
that’s my cooking tumblr
that’s this tumblr. my cooking tumblr. gallopingoff.
animefoodman
radianthour asked: what are some of your favorite things to make and can you recommend some dishes that are fast and relatively simple to prepare? i'm in a food rut.
i listened to an entire speech by a crust punk...
and i wish I could have recorded it all
the hand gestures included
and when the guy with the “One Voice to End Slavery” hoodie walked by and he took special exception
which is funnier
otherwise perfect person makes terrible decisions...
cat makes terrible decision
fluxoids asked: give me a good recipe for a good, vinegary, spicy slaw
every single blurb submission tumblr (mybiggestregret etc) has apparently wised up and stopped publishing things I submit, even my side blogs don’t get published anymore
this is a dark day for me
dear tumblr: I made one (1) good post today
and I’ve been doing hanging leg raises in 8x earth’s gravity
Yoichi "Cannon" Hiroyama is one of three people...
I just read that on a paper in the lobby but I already know I’ll have to fight him one day
Anonymous asked: ;)
Anonymous asked: you're not funny anymore.
i just reencoded a "My Life With The Thrill Kill...
Thurs, Jan 27, 2011
dear diary
saw a girl today I gave change to yesterday using more change today to buy pills from a person I was also buying pills from today. too many lessons in one place but ‘ve done nothing but lay around lately, i can understand why they were all bundled up into one instance
possibly going to grow facial and body hair instead of going to buy more shaving gel, this might be the only...
i just sliced my chest with my fingernails
if I’d meant to do that at all I’d be bragging a lot more right now
1 tag
i just got done writing the world's least funny...
your letter should be there by saturday
wristcutters: a wrist story
divorce:
hot white people fall in love for no reason
in the end, the hot white people win (and beat the bad guys)
tom weights, and gorgel borders is in it
>movies that could have been done by pixar and made a lot more money, just turn all the characters into ants
she wanted to buy the snookie book but the bookstore hadn’t ordered it yet
she growwledd at the cashier womean
1 tag
1 tag
maybe
juchemane:
ill become an acclaimed filmmaker and then peruse around the chinese-korean border until i get kidnapped and get to live the dream i would be the most polite and compliant and excited hostage ever
I’d be so excited for you
i’ve got to go back to a survey I took earlier and click “lacks life experience” now
y'all ever find out
notveryraven:
someone you made out with and had a feverish crush on for a while is into the Zeitgeist Movement?
this has honestly never happened to me, no
2011 Witch Housing Crisis
troubleeveryday:
hhahahhahahahahaa
I couldn't sleep last night until I learned how to...
now the sounds of someone throwing ceramic tile (????) into a dumpster outside one at a time (????) lulls me to sleep
continuing my experiment to find target audiences
you’re going to make me so much money one day