February 2011
Feb 1st
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January 2011
everyone just uses harry potter for his cooking...
gallopingoff: it’s true that’s my cooking tumblr that’s this tumblr. my cooking tumblr. gallopingoff.
Jan 31st
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animefoodman
Jan 31st
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radianthour asked: what are some of your favorite things to make and can you recommend some dishes that are fast and relatively simple to prepare? i'm in a food rut.
Jan 31st
Jan 30th
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i listened to an entire speech by a crust punk...
and i wish I could have recorded it all the hand gestures included and when the guy with the “One Voice to End Slavery” hoodie walked by and he took special exception
Jan 30th
which is funnier
Jan 30th
otherwise perfect person makes terrible decisions...
Jan 30th
cat makes terrible decision
Jan 30th
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fluxoids asked: give me a good recipe for a good, vinegary, spicy slaw
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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every single blurb submission tumblr (mybiggestregret etc) has apparently wised up and stopped publishing things I submit, even my side blogs don’t get published anymore this is a dark day for me
Jan 29th
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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dear tumblr: I made one (1) good post today
Jan 28th
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 and I’ve been doing hanging leg raises in 8x earth’s gravity
Jan 28th
Yoichi "Cannon" Hiroyama is one of three people...
I just read that on a paper in the lobby but I already know I’ll have to fight him one day
Jan 28th
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ListenT. Rex - Chrome Sitar
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Anonymous asked: ;)
Jan 28th
Anonymous asked: you're not funny anymore.
Jan 28th
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i just reencoded a "My Life With The Thrill Kill...
Jan 27th
Listengrasolina: Dinosaur Jr “Almost Ready” 16 kbps ...
Jan 27th
Thurs, Jan 27, 2011
dear diary saw a girl today I gave change to yesterday using more change today to buy pills from a person I was also buying pills from today. too many lessons in one place but ‘ve done nothing but lay around lately, i can understand why they were all bundled up into one instance possibly going to grow facial and body hair instead of going to buy more shaving gel, this might be the only...
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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i just sliced my chest with my fingernails
if I’d meant to do that at all I’d be bragging a lot more right now
Jan 27th
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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i just got done writing the world's least funny...
your letter should be there by saturday
Jan 27th
wristcutters: a wrist story
divorce: hot white people fall in love for no reason in the end, the hot white people win (and beat the bad guys) tom weights, and gorgel borders is in it >movies that could have been done by pixar and made a lot more money, just turn all the characters into ants
Jan 26th
she wanted to buy  the snookie book but the bookstore hadn’t ordered it yet she growwledd at the cashier womean
Jan 26th
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Listengallopingoff: Two Gallants - Steady Rollin’
Jan 26th
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Listengallopingoff: The Extra Glenns - Going To...
Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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maybe
juchemane: ill become an acclaimed filmmaker and then peruse around the chinese-korean border until i get kidnapped and get to live the dream i would be the most polite and compliant and excited hostage ever I’d be so excited for you
Jan 25th
i’ve got to go back to a survey I took earlier and click “lacks life experience” now
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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y'all ever find out
notveryraven: someone you made out with and had a feverish crush on for a while is into the Zeitgeist Movement? this has honestly never happened to me, no
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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2011 Witch Housing Crisis
troubleeveryday: hhahahhahahahahaa
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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I couldn't sleep last night until I learned how to...
now the sounds of someone throwing ceramic tile (????) into a dumpster outside one at a time (????) lulls me to sleep
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
continuing my experiment to find target audiences
you’re going to make me so much money one day
Jan 24th