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Rick Santorum playing with GI Joe dolls and making them kiss and hold eachother.

Rick Santorum, crying angry tears, burning the GI Joe dolls as punishment for feeling jealous of the dolls and their loving plastic embrace.

Oh man, I just made myself sad.

Rick Santorum finding a bike in his garage that says “DESERT STORM” and regretting never teaching his four sons to ride a bike 

Rick Santorum hiding a starburst in his valet’s cap as a special surprise when he gets home

Rick Santorum hunting for the perfect America (the band) greatest hits CD

Rick Santorum washing a baby he doesn’t own in a basin on a wild west ranch, then taking novelty black and white photos with it where he’s a bandit and the baby is a texas ranger

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   silently ironing his sweater vests early...the morning, trying not to wake

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   finding a bike in his garage that says “DESERT STORM”...regretting never teaching his four...

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